New asshole from California

A quick "How ya'Do", and a photo would be nice.
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sky6709
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Location: Bakersfield, California

New asshole from California

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Hi. I'm Randy. I'm single, so you won't be seeing my old ladie's tits anytime soon. I am going to post a picture of my CR500, but it's in pieces and that is precisely the reason I joined this site. By the way, I live in Bakersfield, so you can expect lots of snide comments about anyone living in a large city or has any serious liberal leanings. Basically, I'm an educated redneck that prefers to act like he just fell off an oil rig. Thanks for letting me in.....you'll surely regret it!
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Welcome and i think you will fit in here nicely.
Kevin
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AlisoBob
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Re: New asshole from California

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sky6709 wrote:Hi. I'm Randy. I'm single, so you won't be seeing my old ladies tits anytime soon.
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Well, if the situation changes, please let us know.
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AlisoBob wrote:
sky6709 wrote:Hi. I'm Randy. I'm single, so you won't be seeing my old ladies tits anytime soon.
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Well, if the situation changes, please let us know.
Those broads aren't skanky enough for me.
If you think size doesn't count, you can't count.
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freeride588 wrote:Welcome and i think you will fit in here nicely.
Thanks. I'll certainly try!
If you think size doesn't count, you can't count.
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sky6709 wrote:Those broads aren't skanky enough for me.
http://www.efukt.com/20918_The_Trolling ... stars.html

NWS!!!!!!
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AlisoBob wrote:
sky6709 wrote:Those broads aren't skanky enough for me.
http://www.efukt.com/20918_The_Trolling ... stars.html

NWS!!!!!!
Misogyny at it's finest. I suspect some of the members of this site would probably use this guy to deliver a Valentine's Day singing telegram to their bitches. I love women,but I'd rather be nice to them as they might indulge my perverted fantasies more readily.

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If you think size doesn't count, you can't count.
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sky6709 wrote: I love women,but I'd rather be nice to them as they might indulge my perverted fantasies more readily.
Alcohol works too :wink:
99 CR500R
2006 Honda CBR 1000RR Fireblade

My Drinking team has a Racing problem !

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