Wedding ring blues....

[Nodge]

In the spirit of "a needed laugh"....
A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis....

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.

She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.


I don't know what's worse:


1) Having your girl friend find out you're married,

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis,

Or....

3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Tough call. You decide....

[AlisoBob]

I have a photo coming that will explain this whole deal....

[AlisoBob]

Heres the World Map to Penis Size..... just released.

http://goodmenproject.com/newsroom/who- ... the-world/


Appearantly the smallest penis's are from a tiny area called Clydeukastan. Its a country that caught a lot of fallout from the Chernobyl accident back in the 80's. Sadly their penis's never recovered from it. Even the South Koreans are laughing at their tiny little puds.

North of the American Border in Winkler Manitoba is a outcropping of huge penis. Scientists have isolated the source as Ami Houde..... Canada's Womens MX Champion and part time booze model.