A woman walks into a Barstow bar and raises her hand to signal the Bartender ....exposing the fact that she does'nt shave her armpits.
So Chris yells over to the Bartender " Give that fabulous Ballerina a drink on my tab, mutha fucker".
Bartender says " ...what makes you think shes a Ballerina " ?
A drunk Brit replies..... " any girl that can lift her leg that high over her head has got to be a Ballerina" !!!