10 things a wife should say

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10 things a wife should say

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The top 10 Lines The Perfect Wife SHOULD SAY:

1.Of course I'll swallow it all; I love the taste!
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored; let's shave my pussy.
4. Oh, come on; let's get a porno, a case of beer, & invite barb over for a 3some!
5. If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna scream!
6. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. No, I'd rather stay here, watch football drink beer & suck ur dick, than go shopping.
9. I signed up for yoga classes so I can get my ankles behind my head for you, honey.
10. You look tired; you should go right to bed as soon as u fuck me in the ass!!
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