3rd grade Anatomy
Posted: February 3rd, 2014, 9:53 am
A teacher was teaching anatomy to her 3rd grade students.
She had 2 very large body charts, male and female at the front of the class.
With her laser pointer she points at the female chart.
T) "Betty what is this?"
B) "That's a breast and my Mommy has 2 of them."
T) "Very good Betty"
T) Teacher, pointing at the male chart.
T) "Bobby what is that?"
B) "That's a penis and my Daddy has 2 of them!!!"
T) Well, Bobby, you are correct, it is a penis but your Daddy does not have 2 of them."
B) Insisting!!! "YES HE DOES!!!"
B) "He's got one little one he uses to go pee pee with!"
B) "And he's got a BIG one he uses to brush Mommy's teeth!!!!"
She had 2 very large body charts, male and female at the front of the class.
With her laser pointer she points at the female chart.
T) "Betty what is this?"
B) "That's a breast and my Mommy has 2 of them."
T) "Very good Betty"
T) Teacher, pointing at the male chart.
T) "Bobby what is that?"
B) "That's a penis and my Daddy has 2 of them!!!"
T) Well, Bobby, you are correct, it is a penis but your Daddy does not have 2 of them."
B) Insisting!!! "YES HE DOES!!!"
B) "He's got one little one he uses to go pee pee with!"
B) "And he's got a BIG one he uses to brush Mommy's teeth!!!!"