My BEST friend jacked me over

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Danger4u2
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My BEST friend jacked me over

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My BEST friend jacked me over

This guy (G) walks into a bar says "Give me a triple shot of Scotch".

Bartender (B) says "Damm dude, bad day at the office"?

G: Hell Yes! and it got worse when I got home!

B: What happened?

G: I walked in on my Wife and Best friend screwing in MY bed.

B: What'd you do??

G: I told my Wife to get the FUCK OUT and NEVER COME BACK!!!!! HIT THE FUCKING BRICKS BITCH!!!!

B: What'd you do to your buddy?

G: Nothing, not a damm thing, he's my buddy!

B: Did you at least bitch him out??

G: Oh yea, I gave him a piece of my mind.

B: Well what the hell did you say????



G: I jumped his shit........
I told him: bad dog!!!!! you know you're not suppose to get on the bed!!!!!!
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:lol: :shtf:
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Post by Tharrell »

That's sick man.

My mother in law was here for the holidays.
After Christmas dinner she said she'd decided to be cremated.
I got up and said "I'll get the car"
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Awesome! :)
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Post by jbird_710 »

Reminds me of National Lampoon's Dirty Movie:

A guy sitting at a bar is shaking his head looking down and says, "I'm going to loose my license.".

Bartender asks why.

Guy: I fucked three of my patients

Bartender: I wouldn't worry about it. My brother screws his patients all of the time.

Guy: Is he a Veterinarian too?
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"I'd give you my two cents on this hope and change thing, but I can't afford to anymore."
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the youtube embed function isnt working :(
2000 CR250, pipe, filter, Vforce

1980 XL80s
1969 Broncco TX-6

Natural selection favors Smart people, so nature selects morons to be slow and dumb for tigers and stuff too eat. But in our modern world there just aren't enough tigers.
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NightBiker07 wrote:the youtube embed function isnt working :(
Remove the s from the https://
No longer have a CR500.
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