1st grader field trip with center fold pic's.

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1st grader field trip with center fold pic's.

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The teacher decided it would be fun to take the
kids to a working farm to see how things were done.
They checked out all the barns and animals.
After returning to class the teacher asked the
kids to describe what they saw and heard.
In an instance little Johnny's hand went up in a fever.
"Ahh, Betty what did you see and hear?"
"I saw the ducks swimming and heard them go quack, quack, quack."
"Very good Betty!!'

We interrupt this joke with a little bike porn. What else did you pervs think?

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And back to the joke.








"Sammy how about you?'
"I saw a baby cow and it was saying moooo to it's mommy."
"That's a good one Sammy."
Always worried about what might come out of little Johnny's mouth
the teacher reluctantly called on little Johnny.
"Johnny what did you see and hear?"
"I saw a big green John Deere tractor."
Thinking to her self, "Thank God a tractor, what harm can come from that?"
She was worried he might have seen animals screwing or something worse.
"And what did your hear?"










GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT TRACTOR!!!
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Post by james1985 »

Hahahaha thats funny right there
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:D
Image"the game of life of is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well"
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:D
Image"the game of life of is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well"
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:rotfl:
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I love little Johnny.
Some of the best jokes on the web involve him.
Even before the actual www, he was being passed around on usenet bulletin boards.
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:lol:
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