Reasons for Sensitivity Training (men only)

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Reasons for Sensitivity Training (men only)

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* I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by
turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole
thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

* The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I
did. She's 21, and her name's Kathy.

* Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting
"pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and
I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

* My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class
give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd
better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex
with me because she can't afford batteries.

* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says,
"How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the
ironing is piling up!"

* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she
would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been
listening."

* My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for
the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes
back.

* The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute
towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden
hose only reaches the driveway.
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Post by NightBiker07 »

That is awesome! :lol:
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Post by homenf »

Very nice! :D
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Post by lewisclan »

Nice
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Post by racein01 »

some good one there :D
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