Aunt Karen

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Aunt Karen

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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents
to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.

"Tony, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot

in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
>troops."

"She shot fifteen of them until she ran out of bullets, killed four
more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last
Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heave ns" sa id the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your
Daddy tell you from this story?"

"Stay the f--- away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."
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Hahahahahahaha
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love that one
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