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So I decided I need to get a good tan going, and I hate when everything is browning but the rump, so I have been going into the forest each day and finding a good spot where the sun is blasting. I usually get naked and bbq up some dogs, and pound 2 or 3 cold ones. So far I am solo styling it, but wh...

Geez, maybe I should rename myself something cannibus related. Howz about B-loader or Fat-sax.

I like this spray on red tacky stuff I got. It is super tacky and never drips, and all you do is spray the filter inside and out, then squeeze the filter a bunch until the whole thing is red. There is zero waste, and you don't need a bowl or a bag. I also want to suggest that when I ride in the sand...

That's cool stuff. I have a 1941 Farmall H that I've been restoring, it has the front 2 wheels the way you hate them, and it has a hydraulic loader. It's not unstable, the rear wheels are wide and spaced far apart, the front end will twist and crack the frame before it tips over. I also have a nice ...

Two third grade girls were talking. "Mary, Mary, look, I found a prophylactic on the porch!" "Oh my God....What's a porch?"

Hahahahahahaha

A black guy walks into a bar with a BIG parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "Where did you get that big ugly thing?" and the parrot says "In Africa, they got millions of them"

Don't worry, Fat free Pringles are not on my goodie list anymore.

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How about a nice post pad post. Need some extra brownie points? Post here.

Doesn't smoke or drink either, yea, definetly not a risk taker.

I got a Christmas present for you, it's a yule log.

Oh man, I wish I had a vid of my last trip to the Dunes. My responce would be, try this with your 450. As you see my fat but doing a 4th gear wheelie up the big hill, while the 450 is eating a bucket of sand per second. But yea, those 450's are good for wheelies, nice one man!

dannygraves wrote:LOL, my wife loves that name but I could not cheer for sebastian at a peewee base ball game

Go Seabass go! Tatum? Johnny? Lisa Marie? Ricky Bobby? Cecil?

Might as well post it here for all to see. Lets get a bunch of 2smoking hunny riders out there. We gotta make the fart machines feel bad as possible for costing a grip and not being as fast up the big hills and through the giant bowls.

Az riders in the hizouse.

Don't even f'ing say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat. I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch...

I like the ASV levers, they fold away when you crash or fall over. Well, store bought ones are big bucks for what they are, so I buy them on Ebay. ASV themselves sells them as refurbished units, and they commanly go for anywhwere from 20 to 40 bucks each. I got some of the C5 pro models that normall...

That all sounds good. I put together a new top end out at Glamis a few months ago and did almost exactely what you mentioned. My bike is now totally ridable and screams at wot. I also think there are lots of good engine guys out there, and look forward to others letting me know who they think is the...

Yea, sometimes I can't be myself on the other site. Nice to have a site with brother Hoons(or is Hoons copy writed by Service Honda? :lol: ) that allows inebriated replys and the occasional four letter word, or a derivative there of. I mean, this isn't a G-Rated site now is it? Sheesh, it was near i...

Feels like a breath of fresh air, and I havn't even read post 1. But I know this is a place to get away from the stricked and stodgy forum that is CR500riders.