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by hoofarted
August 16th, 2007, 8:29 am
Forum: Upcoming Rides
Topic: El Mirage " Fun Ride".....
Replies: 16
Views: 2036

britincali wrote:
ellett wrote:Are there any jumps out there?
Yup.
Where?! I know of a little mellow area near the lake bed. And then theres the little bumps or 2'-4' hills on the bed. If you hit any of those fast enough, you're sure to land nose first.
by hoofarted
August 16th, 2007, 7:52 am
Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
Topic: Earthquake
Replies: 5
Views: 566

Earthquake

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is send...
by hoofarted
August 13th, 2007, 11:14 am
Forum: Shoppers Only!
Topic: 1999 CR250 Rolling Chassis W/Title
Replies: 39
Views: 4832

dannygraves wrote:has anyone bought that $450 gen1? My cousin is looking for a gen-1 roller that needs TLC. Basically he has more time than money...
I want it and mm interested.
by hoofarted
August 2nd, 2007, 1:44 pm
Forum: Ride Reports
Topic: Naked quad run
Replies: 22
Views: 3244

People usually tell me that I am the guy that finds the line, then steps over it... You definitly got me beat dude... But hey, you can totally go back to eating those chips now. Only thing you'll mess up is the forest floor, just put some leaves over it :D I dunno about that there Lt. Dan. You repe...
by hoofarted
August 2nd, 2007, 1:40 pm
Forum: Ride Reports
Topic: Fathers Day @ El Mirage
Replies: 7
Views: 1151

Damn - I was out there myself with the wife and kids. Even bought the wife a "Mojave Desert" girl tank top from some guy who came by in an old pick up. I camped there that weekend and made the mistake of camping on the lake bed - damn dust bowl! Come to think of it, I saw a 500 on the lake...
by hoofarted
July 24th, 2007, 12:25 pm
Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
Topic: Rooster
Replies: 1
Views: 403

Rooster

A cat gets pushed into a pool. A rooster laughs.

Moral of the story:

A wet pussy makes a cock happy! ;)
by hoofarted
July 3rd, 2007, 11:20 am
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: Wassup Fellas!
Replies: 8
Views: 1125

Re: Wassup Fellas!

The site is progressing nicely! Glad to be a part of it... The site will only progress, at the rate in which you guys use it... Thanks for the support Hoofy! Thanks for the welcome....love your buddy icon, BTW! Old shirt? LOL! And regarding Del Taco Dan's statement - yes I have too much fun on the ...
by hoofarted
July 3rd, 2007, 9:25 am
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: Wassup Fellas!
Replies: 8
Views: 1125

Wassup Fellas!

Well I made it over here finally....thx DG.

Things look pretty cool over here! The site is progressing nicely! Glad to be a part of it.


- Andy











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