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Slomo wrote:Not sure what "normal riding" is...

Doesn't look like you know what "normal roller-blading" is either:

Slomo@TheBeach

Joshwfl wrote:So my 4 year old and I built a Pirate ship................

Did you teach him to hold his tongue between his thumb and forefinger and say, "I was born on a pirate ship?"

Ported&Polished wrote:I love mine floppy, more softness to rub.

Erectile dysfunction must be a bitch....

https://bannedcr500riders.com/images/auto/dcfb5ab988b73dc412b7edf5288e9f94.jpg Haha, best gift ever! I have jury duty next week and I'm gonna throw this in the courthouse urinal..... with Brit's address on the back. And, just like Brit, the urinal cake stunk-up the whole house. The family was pissed.

I'm only here to mess with Brit.....

AlisoBob wrote:You are supposed to open these gifts with the others you recieve.... in full view of your family / friends!!!!

Any chance you could videotape that part for me? I think you're gonna love your gift.

Are you going to bother washing the bike before you tear into it?

AlisoBob wrote:

britincali wrote:Can I come over?

I cant tell which side of the penis Brit wants to be on?

Ellet, can you hear me?

Ummm, I'm guessing the 'solid' side:

So which one of you guys was holding up Brit?

What a letdown. I thought this was going to be about Tox's box.....

AlisoBob wrote:POST THOSE FRIGGIN" PAPA'S N' BEERS PHOTOS!!!!

AlisoBob wrote:

bodger wrote:I think iggy rides vet class and is over 50 years old, if he can crack a frame on a jump so can you guys.

What do you know about Iggro?

It's about time we had a list of buyer beware of sellers list and why so here it is. If you guy's think someone should be added to this list "PM" me and I'll ad it and make sure we can verify the information. if you give me bogus info I'll ad your name to the list! HERE'S THE POS LIST. 1)...

britincali wrote:

glen howell wrote: I never did get a report on how it worked

Not well.

You're a dick, brit.

How much are you gonna ebay it for?

Happy Birfday Wanker...... Goddamn, sorry I missed your birthday, dickhead. Tox sent me a pic of your birthday outfit: https://bannedcr500riders.com/images/auto/dce1579db7d35c857a289ce39bf16bda.jpg (this was originally for AP's 60th birthday celebration, right about the time he was kicking you off ...

britincali wrote:Stay the fuck away from photochop !!!!!!

I figured it out.......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/ ... heep03.gif

Caution: .gif file is NOT dial-up friendly (over 4MB)

britincali wrote:I still think this is the funniest sheep vid

Man, I wish I could photochop your face on that mask......

Well?

lewisclan wrote:really...
by the way we still have not come across your jersey yet

I bet Stoffers stole it. It's probably framed and hanging in his garage right now.

AlisoBob wrote:Because for every story like this one, I have 11 positive ones....

Eleven's not enough, I'd still get an assfull of a parent like that.

Dude, you volunteer for this year after year?!

I don't know how you keep from snapping.

britincali wrote:

"Right-click.....Save Picture As"

Had a great time in the desert. I can't thank Bob and Vicki enough for letting Kolby and I stay with them. I hope Kolby didn't fart in his sleep too much. Jay and Cyd's generosity knows no bounds. They kept us well fed the whole weekend and we owe them a big thank you. Here is a shot of slomo making...