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In 4 B.C. the Babylonians, in what is now modern day Iraq,

invented the condom using the soft tissue of a goat.

In 1904 the British reinvented the condom

using that same soft tissue from a goat but outside of the goat.

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone
failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions,
when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

A telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or ...

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip,
I said to the lady at the registration desk,
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!

A guy wakes up in the middle of the night hungry.
He slips out of bed, not waking the wife.
He goes down stairs to make a sandwich.
When he clicks on the light, there's a guy standing
in the middle of the kitchen with a gun.
"I just escaped from prison, 15 years of a 40 year sentence,
I'm ...

Hillary sits Chelsea down for the "talk" before her upcoming marriage.

"Honey, there are many moral issues to having premarital sex".

"Are you having premarital sex with Mark"??

"Well......aaaaaaaaa.......Not according to Daddy"!

Welcome to the site. Checked your pic's bike looks good.

Man it has been a while since I've been on the site. I didn't know things have gotten so bad.
Like the rest of you guys, life has gotten in the way. My girlfriend of 21 years has had some
serious health problems but were getting her turned around and headed in the right direction.
Her youngest ...

Damn am I the only jokester????
The last joke was mine 8 months ago.
What's up with that??
This is the Bannedcr500riders.com site isn't it?

Edit: Sorry I haven't been on in awhile, didn't know the site
was on the edge. Enjoy the joke.


A guy wakes up in the middle of the night hungry.
He slips ...

A teacher was teaching anatomy to her 3rd grade students.

She had 2 very large body charts, male and female at the front of the class.

With her laser pointer she points at the female chart.

T) "Betty what is this?"

B) "That's a breast and my Mommy has 2 of them."

T) "Very good Betty"

T ...

Spring is approaching very fast, not fast enough for you snow bound riders I'm sure.
All I can say is "Switch hands or have the wife do it so you won't get carpal tunnel".
Or you can throw the bike in the truck and go riding with us.
Bring a bed roll, you can crash in the school bus bike hauler.
We ...

My BEST friend jacked me over

This guy (G) walks into a bar says "Give me a triple shot of Scotch".

Bartender (B) says "Damm dude, bad day at the office"?

G: Hell Yes! and it got worse when I got home!

B: What happened?

G: I walked in on my Wife and Best friend screwing in MY bed.

B: What'd ...

The problem with balancing the wheel on the bike, brake pads as you mentioned and
the seal on each side of the wheel, on the axel. Causing drag.

I must agree on one thing.
Wheel on the bike balance is better than no balance.

You want to isolate tire bead movement near the valve stem to keep from tearing the valve stem.
Installing the rim lock across from the valve stem leaves the stem venerable and puts the wheel weights on the spokes
on either side of the valve stem, making it a hassle to put air in the tire.
I have ...

The teacher decided it would be fun to take the
kids to a working farm to see how things were done.
They checked out all the barns and animals.
After returning to class the teacher asked the
kids to describe what they saw and heard.
In an instance little Johnny's hand went up in a fever.
"Ahh ...

A little boy said to his mother as they were watching the sun set,

"Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"

His mother replied,

"Don't even go there, Barack!

From what I can remember about that party,

You're lucky you don't bark!"

Were you able to go on your trip?

A Marine was in the public bathroom taking a leak. A Navel Officer stepped up 2 urinals down.
The Marine finishes up and heads for the door. The Navel Officer says "In the Navy
they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."
The Marine says "In the Marines they teach us not to piss on ...

Keep the Government out of our internet.
Please do your part.

Help stop House and Senate bills, SOPA & PIPA.

I can tell you where you should NOT buy parts in Oklahoma City.

Maxie's Honda and Oklahoma Honda.

In 2002 I bought a TRX400EX quad and a VTX1800 from OK Honda. Salesman was great but the parts department and service
dept. suck. Back when the economy was good they acted like they didn't care if I ...

Service Honda/Xtreme

http://www.xtremeusa.com/fiche_select1. ... &mfg=Honda

hoofarted wrote:I like the lever/cable action! Pretty cool! What'd you use for the piece that attaches and actuates the valve? Is that a custom fabbed part?

Yes, custom fabricated by Larry Wiechman. He machined all the parts, welded the bung and replaced the button with the part that holds the end of the cable.

I have a machinist on my web site that does the chain saw compression release (CP) installations on 2 stroke heads. I let people advertise for free if it helps to spark the public's interest, helps promote or just flat out helps keep our 500 2 stokes running. I wanted one of his CP's for my 97 CR500 ...

I have a machinist on my web site that does the chain saw compression release (CP) installations on 2 stroke heads. I let people advertise for free if it helps to spark the public's interest, helps promote or just flat out helps keep our 500 2 stokes running. I wanted one of his CP's for my 97 CR500 ...

The kindergarten teacher is teaching animal sounds.






She asks Betty "What's a duck say?"







Betty replys "Quack, quack, quack."




"Very good Betty!!"




"Johnny, what's a cow say"





Moooooooooooo!




"Very good Johnny."





"SaNeKa, what's a pig say??"








Freeze Mother Fucker ...

It's a blast. We don't get snow very often.
Back in '09 we had snow on Christmas.
I got the CR500 out and busted my ass.
No more bikes unless I have studded tires.