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First of all, the poster asked about the fork oil weight in his 2001... I can only assume it was a single chamber fork, because that is what is stock on a 2001. You beat your cum catchers and told us about an oil changing method that wasn't true, or effective. I actually had a set of dual-chambered ...

Do what you want, but I guarantee you are just adding new oil to the 10 ozs of old oil that is still in the cartridge. If you turn the forks upside down, without removing the caps, the oil must drain through the tiny damper holes on top of the rod..... should take 2-3 months or so.. :D Remove the ca...

So: Remove fork, crack the "bolt" loose, unthread and turn upside down in a bucket. Measure the amount of oil needed to refill. Refill and tighten the bolt. Pretty easy? I know this is old news, but this method will only drain about 1/2 of the fork oil. You need to separate the cap from t...

Dude, invite me over. Luckily, I have a personality problem that is borderline sociopathic! I would actually get a kick out of berating these fukkers right in front of their faces. Just the fact that she has a smelly puss would give me enough ammo to go on for hours! Seriously, I want in! :D

Dude, I've got a 15oz Steahly that I will give you. I hated the sucker so much that I jerked it off after 2 hours. It fit fine under the stock cover. I can bring it to Odessa.

I'll be there. This year it's 70-80 miles, Probably get out there Friday night, drink until 3 or 4 in the morning, then drag my ass out at about 10am or so. Should be fun!

Of course I'll be there, I love Manastash. Shoot, during the summer, I try to get up there every couple of weeks! Mountain riding, over 1000 miles of trails... what's not to like!

Yeah man, There is no doubt that riding in the PNW is a lot different than most of the country. No way anybody is going to be seen with an auto-clutch in the woods around here... they just don't make sense. I'm sure they work very well where there is no obstacles, and where twist and go is the name ...

Welp, I never understood how anybody could take anything personally on stupid internet forums, but whatever, different strokes and what-not... you been drinking or something? Shit, to me everybody is just barely more than a blinking cursor on my 'puter screen.. Anyhow Rob, we still try to get out an...

WOW, Looks like 2 skeletons fucking each-other...

Which one is MFDB, and what does it mean...

My guess is "Mother Fucker's Damn Bony"!

So, what did everyone get? I got a bitchin hat http://images3.cafepress.com/product/101895263v8_480x480_Front.jpg (No, I dont like Nascar....) That's one helluva hat!! http://www.adl.org/hate_symbols/neo_nazi_ss_bolts.asp I got an 'AS SEEN ON TV' Windshield Wonder..... https://www.newwindshieldwond...

AlisoBob wrote:I'm talking about the impact on his family and kids, douche bag....

The impact on his wife = she gets rich.

The impact on his kids = Rich kids who are told there dad likes to fuck a lot! ( and maybe face a LITTLE adversity)

Win Win for both you Yam sack.

How stupid can you be!!!!!!! Throwing your life away for 20 or so whores is smart Throwing his life away? Holy fuck, he's already made a BILLION dollars. He could snort crystal meth out of Starr Jone's asshole, on video, every day of his life and he will still have an easier life than all of us dum...

I have the Makita lithium-ion drill and impact driver and they are great! I use them for 8 hours a day where I work and NO problems. Plus, the lithium batteries only take 15 minutes to charge. The impact gun is surprisingly powerful. I think you can get the driver, drill, and flashlight for $350. 2 ...

Is there any video of that 89 hp beast on the net? I would sure like to see it in action!

There were, however, a couple of tools there that nearly ruined it for me. Don't ask me who they were because I don't even know. Just a couple tools? That's good news..! Being that it is so close to California, I figured that EVERYONE I met was going to be a tool, so I've just accepted that everybo...

It depends on where you ride. If you ride in mud, ANY regular stainless steel or hardened steel sprocket will last just as long as an Ironman, but be about 1/3 the cost. Plus, the Ironman WILL rust. And who cares about weight savings when you're lugging around an extra 40lbs of mud anyways.. Same fo...

It's obvious that her mom killed her. At least she had sense enough to dump her in a landfill.... wouldn't want to get a ticket for littering as well... :wink: Who the hell lets a 7 year old walk a mile to and from school? Jesus. They aren't releasing the cause of death for a reason, they want the f...

Are you guys fucking stupid or something? Why not just get a $40 set of aluminum wrap-around bark busters and be done with it? You can run the cheapest set of levers for.....EVER! Throw it off a flippin' cliff and your levers will still be intact.. As for the racing scenario.... guess what, if you c...

Welp, I've seen the AsSeenOn TV "AlumaRod" used with great success on scratched pistons, so maybe add just enough to the plates to bring them up to specs...

Should work tits! Hell yeah! Also, smear a little Sterno on your air filter, just as good as running alcohol!

Happy roosting!

Weren't your relatives in Okanogan or near there? Thanksgiving trip? I know a great place about an hour east of there. Mojo is a sadist. Okanogan in November is nobody's idea of fun. My buddy has an '07 KX450... it's a nice bike! But, here's what's happened so far... 5 hours in, rear wheel spokes l...

I can actually relate to the truck driver in the first article. Years back, I ate too much Ecstasy and drank way too much Jager. I blacked out and when I woke up I found I was standing in my kitchen and jerking off in to the kitchen sink! Totally unaware of what was happening. It actually scared me....

I thought you were going to talk about the 10,000 pound chuck of charcoal being dragged up to the Black Hills to add Omama to Mount Rushmore....... :lol: With regards to the link - strange as to why the media hasnt covered it... Looks like the Ruskies have a sense of humor. The monument looks exact...

Yeah dude! I put 50 cents on the Giants! At 3.5 to 1,...I made a whopping $1.50... Here's me looking hella stoked! Word up, yo! http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/slappy12/30.jpg http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/slappy12/29.jpg Totally gnar-kill! Hey Mojo, I've got a '97 roller, minus the su...

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