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HFBD. Don't eat all of your cake at once.

My condolences, Paul. I hope you can celebrate the good times you two shared, looks like you had a lot of them.

AlisoBob wrote:Pauls Dad was a right on dude, who proudly served this country in two tours through Vietnam.

Prolly a cakewalk compared to raising Paulie...

Did Clipity tune that one at 1:52?

britincali wrote:

WTF is with the color?!

pstoffers wrote:

fastkart wrote:I'm not ellet, and this isn't my best work ever, but here...

Haha, that's friggin' perfect.....

"Right click, 'Save Picture As...'"

Man up, ya squatter.

When Junior was 15, he had a few kidney stones that measured between 3mm and 5mm and he never complained. Pissed blood for over month before they broke them up with the ultrasound.

This is what was left of the three stones after the subwoofer treatment:

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pstoffers wrote:

Jeezus, that looks like it hurts.

Maybe the tat should read "Oakdale Groan" now.

And is that a fuckin' Shake Weight?!

sugarshane wrote:I have never had this much confusion troubleshooting electrical gremlins on F-16's...

WTF is it with jet mech's on this board that you gotta show them everything?!

You gonna stop by AJ's and say, "Hi"?

Mad Dog wrote:Notice Howie's hands at the end when he's trying to comment.
What's he really thinking?

That he wishes his boyfriends balls were as big as their tits.

Everyone I know that is a suspension guy always says sub tanks are a compromise for people who dont want to do it the "right" way.

I have never ran any but then again my suspension is tuned to do exactly what I want. You can easily valve your suspension to be very plush yet not bottom too much ...

Rosco-Peeko wrote:I am a gifted jet engine mechanic. I have small hands.....

It only looks bigger 'cause you have small hands.....

I basicaly want to buy a spare cylinder and make it have a cr85 ish powerband and more peak hp

Dude, my port work makes power just like a CR85....

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I dont really get what was going on there.

she wanted clarification on connecting MSA to terrorists, obviously her question wasnt answered.

i liked how the old codger called her neckerchief "terrorist" though. :lol:
If this was still the America my grandparents immigraged to, that fat bitch ...

I was going to post an intelligent reply condensing RR's post down to something dimwits could comprehend. Problem is the farther I read the worse it got. Study basic physics, like the shit you should of learned in high school and the bullet problem is answered. Even basic addition and subtraction ...

NightBiker07 wrote:is that for real?

Yup, and it's for sale. It has the big set of powerbands on it, too.

dannygraves wrote:dude, fucken wash that engine compartment, looks like you have half of dumont in that engine compartment! otherwise,

I cut way bigger grooves in my crank. You wouldn't believe how it runs.....

Slomo wrote:I'm going to say he blows his bike up even before he gets to the line.

You racing Slomo? I heard your fan club was gonna be there wearing their Yamahondar blue:

New question...


If ellets wife buys him a perfectly good four stroke dirbike as a gift, how long will it take pegleg to rip out said perfectly good four stroke and replace it with a two stroke that is going to beat the fuk out of him and ruin his lap times?

:evil:

Sooo, when are you heading ...

britincali wrote:After a little hack port work....

"Dude, yer hired..." - Mike Facher

pstoffers wrote:Motor Mounts $100 a set.....+ Shipping

I'll take a set of those, Paul.

Sure is cool of Team Peterson make brit a "Team Rider for a Day," especially knowing how well he tears shit up. Brit says he can't wait to drop the hammer on one of those "Big, fookin', 'spensive, shiny fookin' tings!" :shock:

Just make sure you have a lot of cameras around when you put him on the ...

No.... the one he throws out the back will be moving forward due to the speed of the plane and will probably arc for awhile before dropping so the one from the gun will hit the ground first.

OK, now I know you're just jerking around..... Let's see how long it takes dansyerman to figure it out ...

OK, there is a plane traveling in one direction at 1000 mph. A tail gunner in that plane fires a gun with a muzzle velocity of 1000 mph in the opposite direction of the planes travel.

The tail gunner will “see” the bullet move away from him at 1000 mph.

An observer on the ground will “see” the ...