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by Slomo
October 28th, 2013, 7:19 pm
Forum: B.S. Stories, True Stories... Its All Here
Topic: Jay Lewis....
Replies: 37
Views: 21223

Good post Bob. Heard Paulie hung with he family Saturday.
True Hoons :cool:
by Slomo
August 28th, 2013, 7:34 pm
Forum: Shoppers Only!
Topic: research swingarm stock or allready extended 6 - 8 "for
Replies: 9
Views: 2258

Thanks Roosty.
I'd go 325 plus shipping.
by Slomo
February 3rd, 2012, 6:54 pm
Forum: Upcoming Rides
Topic: Hoonfest 2012
Replies: 43
Views: 14755

girls
by Slomo
November 7th, 2011, 4:22 pm
Forum: Drive Tech
Topic: Lectron vs PWK
Replies: 39
Views: 1625

Lectrons are great for WOT racing, suck for everything else...
by Slomo
November 7th, 2011, 4:05 pm
Forum: Upcoming Rides
Topic: Hoonfest 2012
Replies: 43
Views: 14755

100hp honda wrote:sorry i cant make it this year guys. say hi to armpoop, slomas, chumlee and rest of the gang for me :D
Don't be scared homie. Chums said he'd ride your bike out of the tough stuff for you.
by Slomo
November 7th, 2011, 4:04 pm
Forum: B.S. Stories, True Stories... Its All Here
Topic: Went to chapparel
Replies: 37
Views: 2958

So now you're a fat kid in matching gear. Shoulda spent 500 of that on a gym membership :lol:
by Slomo
November 2nd, 2011, 6:43 pm
Forum: Upcoming Rides
Topic: Hoonfest 2012
Replies: 43
Views: 14755

and a bigger water jump :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Slomo
November 2nd, 2011, 6:39 pm
Forum: Upcoming Rides
Topic: Hoonfest 2012
Replies: 43
Views: 14755

britincali wrote:Dont worry about the adelanto GP IMO they ruined it last year and I wont be going again......

What, they get rid of the transvestite C-class?
by Slomo
September 22nd, 2011, 7:28 pm
Forum: B.S. Stories, True Stories... Its All Here
Topic: Reno 2011
Replies: 81
Views: 7285

I fail to see how a missing trim tab would have any effect on what went on here. Once it's gone, I would think it would be as if it were in a sreamlined position? Flaps and ailerons don't look as if they are in any weird position other than I would think a concious pilot would have been bending the ...
by Slomo
September 15th, 2011, 7:32 pm
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: Hi
Replies: 44
Views: 4622

Depends. Another guys dick or hairy ass does nothing for me. Neither does smoking weed, bath salts, coke, meth, or acid. With that in mind, name your poison, boy...
by Slomo
September 15th, 2011, 7:17 pm
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: Hi
Replies: 44
Views: 4622

Chum, welcome to the wolfpack you little sheep bitch :lol:
by Slomo
September 14th, 2011, 7:02 pm
Forum: Drive Tech
Topic: because im POOR, thats why....
Replies: 46
Views: 1430

You obviously have gained enough skill to outride a stock CR500?
I haven't. My ST bike has stock porting with a Roosty head/decomp and it still scares the shit out of me.
by Slomo
September 14th, 2011, 6:58 pm
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: Hi
Replies: 44
Views: 4622

Surely you are fucking kidding....... Lay off the herb kid, it's skewing your reality. Bring your ass to Hoonfest in February and show us how much your riding skillz have improved. 100 bucks says my over 40 year old ass will lay waste to any insane piece of shit you can scrape together, on an 80.......
by Slomo
May 23rd, 2011, 8:53 pm
Forum: Drive Tech
Topic: oil
Replies: 40
Views: 1661

tryed APs universal tractor fluid today, 3 hour tight muddy harescramble, boiled the crap out of my bike and no clutch fade, before it would fade out of the adjustment range of the magura.... now its great, even with a 10% smaller master cylinder im never using anything else, ever I was skeptical u...
by Slomo
May 2nd, 2011, 6:33 am
Forum: HILLCLIMB Events!!
Topic: Yakima Hillclimb
Replies: 31
Views: 9776

Yakima Hillclimb

Our boy CR won the Open Ex. class :cool: :cool: :cool:
by Slomo
April 7th, 2011, 8:29 am
Forum: Site Mission
Topic: Time to Pay Up!!!
Replies: 51
Views: 13228

HAHAHAHAHA... Hey Rhino, "Pony" called you a douchebageroid. HAHAHAHAHA
by Slomo
March 10th, 2011, 3:22 pm
Forum: Drive Tech
Topic: Clydes 2-stroke service
Replies: 22
Views: 1054

no silencer required :lol:
by Slomo
March 4th, 2011, 6:08 pm
Forum: Shoppers Only!
Topic: 92 cr500 chassis and parts.. $500 for EVERYTHING..
Replies: 28
Views: 2921

AlisoBob wrote:I want the dead kitten, in the cardboard box.

That's a box of giant black dildos that he shoves up his ass.
by Slomo
March 4th, 2011, 6:06 pm
Forum: B.S. Stories, True Stories... Its All Here
Topic: qkenuf4u sent me this...
Replies: 11
Views: 1316

qkenuf4u sent me this...

phuk off a$$hole.... what are you phukin 8yrs old ? mentally i think you are... OH NO !! what am i gonna do ? i cant log onto the CR500 board. oh no i guess i better sell my cr500 and go hang myself cause i cant live without the shite hole lovers on this board...... phuck off dumbass.... go suck on ...
by Slomo
February 2nd, 2011, 7:11 pm
Forum: Upcoming Rides
Topic: HoonFEST 2011!!!
Replies: 102
Views: 23913

Rhino.. We're down for some serious fun on and off the trail.
Wait till you see the race trailer we're bringing :cool: :cool:
by Slomo
February 2nd, 2011, 6:38 pm
Forum: Upcoming Rides
Topic: HoonFEST 2011!!!
Replies: 102
Views: 23913

iggys-amsoil wrote:I'd say Hoonfest ought to be held in Cali next year.

Turn about is fair play.

Pffffffttt. California is going to have a dismal showing this year.
Hell, we have 6 guys from Montana coming down..
Im thinking Utah or something.
by Slomo
February 2nd, 2011, 3:11 pm
Forum: Upcoming Rides
Topic: HoonFEST 2011!!!
Replies: 102
Views: 23913

Kdizzle- Where were you exactly when the popo was giving you shit?
What mile marker?
by Slomo
February 2nd, 2011, 3:10 pm
Forum: Upcoming Rides
Topic: HoonFEST 2011!!!
Replies: 102
Views: 23913

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that I will be missing HoonFEST this year.... :cry: Just too much shit going on, most of it kid related..... School, D.I. competiton, Travel Ball tournment, etc... I blame Roosty too... For 2012, it would help if we returned to the 4 day "Presidents Day...
by Slomo
February 1st, 2011, 4:47 pm
Forum: Upcoming Rides
Topic: HoonFEST 2011!!!
Replies: 102
Views: 23913

It's the 12-13th.
Some of us will be there Fridaythe 11th to ride also.

For those close by- Pre Hoonfest Beer and Wings at Buffalo Wild Wings Wednesday the 9th.

Bell Road and Litchfield Road.

http://local.slippymap.com/bww/AZ/SURPRISE/


See you dudes there :cool:
by Slomo
January 21st, 2011, 2:56 pm
Forum: Upcoming Rides
Topic: HoonFEST 2011!!!
Replies: 102
Views: 23913

It's not the hangover that worries me. It's the possibility of going blind that makes me nervous :shock: