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Post by **AlisoBob** » March 10th, 2010, 8:53 am

During the course of hell of a beating he took in the chat room yesterday, Britincali mentioned he was returning to his native Wales, as he's burned out on the brightlights, and blistering pace of Barstow Ca.

Were planning a "Going -a-Way" party for him, to be held on the day AFTER he leaves, naturally.

If his plane crashes, or better yet gets highjacked, I'll double down, and get some strippers.

If Wales has inna-net service, Chris can log on, and see the great party he missed....

Were going to miss you Brit, for the hours and hours of entertainment you have provided us....

JBaze · Post by **JBaze** » March 10th, 2010, 8:55 am

When did he say he was leaving again? I was so struck by this I had to have a shot of Whiskey in honor of Chris.

JBaze · Post by **JBaze** » March 10th, 2010, 9:25 am

Sounds like this is going to Brit's new home! We'll have to wish him godspeed and all that it'll be a hell of a view!

Post by **AlisoBob** » March 10th, 2010, 9:35 am

Trailer Park Rules 101
1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three years.

2 No draining your oil onto the street.

3 No loud and wild parties without inviting the manager.

4 You may have no more than 3 beer can wind chimes each only having no more than 6 cans each.

5 Drunkenness will not be tolerated in the streets prior to 10 am.

6 While outside of your trailer you must be at least partially clothed.*

7 If you prefer to clean your trailer in the nude, please close the curtains. *

8 When bringing in the Jerry Springer or COPS film crews, please provide the management prior written notice so that certain residents may be forewarned.

9 Empty beer bottles should not be discarded on the front lawn. However, they may remain there until you are sober enough to collect them with the understanding you will collect them within 7 days whether sober or not.

10 When bringing dates home to your trailer, please be advised that in the event the sidewalks need to be repaired or replaced due to the weight of your date, you will be responsible for all cost incurred.

Note* (Exemptions to rules 6 & 7 may be provided to women between the ages of 18 and 35. Please submit a photograph to the manager for approval.)

JBaze · Post by **JBaze** » March 10th, 2010, 9:55 am

Bob, I figured out how he's traveling:

Post by **AlisoBob** » March 10th, 2010, 2:38 pm

He even signed a photo for me.....

(Nice "Man-Scaping" BTW)

britincali · Post by **britincali** » March 10th, 2010, 3:09 pm

ISBB · Post by **ISBB** » March 10th, 2010, 3:33 pm

good luck on yer travels and endeavors dude.

britincali · Post by **britincali** » March 10th, 2010, 6:23 pm

Thanks man

JBaze · Post by **JBaze** » March 10th, 2010, 7:04 pm

Chris, does ole' Lizzy know your comin' home? Might be a little awkward!

arleybeer40 · Post by **arleybeer40** » March 10th, 2010, 7:18 pm

I just wana know if he's going back alone! If he is no one will see or hear from me or a while

.( and no, brit never leaves the livestock behind)

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » March 11th, 2010, 2:21 am

Is brit really going home?
If so what do we call him then Calinbrit.

lewisclan · Post by **lewisclan** » March 11th, 2010, 6:15 am

have a great time bro

100hp honda · Post by **100hp honda** » March 11th, 2010, 5:10 pm

vacation or you gone for good ? i cant blame you a bit for wanting out of california

. i wouldnt live there if bob payed me

Post by **AlisoBob** » March 11th, 2010, 5:14 pm

With Brits announcement, housing prices in Barstow popped 10%.....

... but the downside is two bars announced their closing....

so its a wash for the local economy

britincali · Post by **britincali** » March 11th, 2010, 5:17 pm

100hp honda wrote:vacation or you gone for good ? i cant blame you a bit for wanting out of california . i wouldnt live there if bob payed me

Nothing is 100% yet and so far its just an idea.

Hoses in barstow did jump a fair bit last week tho, makes a change from constantly nose diving

Post by **AlisoBob** » March 26th, 2010, 10:43 am

AlisoBob wrote:

Brits sister?

Same Belly

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q4Z2IcWvPl0/S ... 1600/1.jpg

NWS!

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » March 26th, 2010, 3:42 pm

JBaze · Post by **JBaze** » March 26th, 2010, 4:56 pm

Prolly time to mow the ole lawn then eh?

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